Reader Gripe #7: Writers, Can You Guess What It Is?

Reader Gripe #7

Readers Should Never Be Confused by Your Writing

This series of articles discusses hurdles that cause reader confusion.

Confusion = gripes = lost readers.

Here’s article #7. Do you see the problem? How would you fix it?

Introduction to Excerpt

This is a short passage, edited to preserve writers’ anonymity, composed of sentences from various sources.

Excerpt

With baited breath, Tiffany peaked at her cellphone while Professor Barton droned, “… and now we’ll segway to the jeans of the ancient Egyptians. Scientists have discovered that …”

Professor Boaring. That’s what everyone called him. Because he was an insufferable boar. Tiffany was to upset about her date the previous knight to bare any more of his stupid lecture.

His glance moved in her direction.

She quickly laid down her phone, covered it with a peace of paper, and preyed that he wouldn’t see it.

The professor past by her desk, chewing on a caret, as he made his weigh to the back of the class.

Tiffany breathed a sigh of relief, but couldn’t prevent the moisture that oozed out of one eye and decided to role down her face. Why hasn’t Trent texted me? She rung her hands together, not knowing weather the tier was because she was mad or sad.

Here’s the Problem

Did you find all the incorrect homophones?

homophone: a type of homonym; words that sound alike but have different meanings and spellings.

Go back and count them.

You should have found eighteen. If you didn’t, read it again.

Still stymied?

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Check the Edited Excerpt

With baited breath, Tiffany peaked at her cellphone while Professor Barton droned, “… and now we’ll segway to the jeans of the ancient Egyptians. Scientists have discovered that …”

Professor Boaring. That’s what everyone called him. Because he was an insufferable boar. Tiffany was to upset about her date the previous knight to bare any more of his stupid lecture.

His glance moved in her direction.

She quickly laid down her phone, covered it with a peace of paper, and preyed that he wouldn’t see it.

The professor past by her desk, chewing on a caret, as he made his weigh to the back of the class.

Tiffany breathed a sigh of relief, but couldn’t prevent the moisture that oozed out of one eye and decided to role down her face. Why hasn’t Trent texted me? She rung her hands together, not knowing weather the tier was because she was mad or sad.

Here’s the Solution

With bated breath, Tiffany peeked at her cellphone while Professor Barton droned, “… and now we’ll segue to the genes of the ancient Egyptians. Scientists have discovered that …”

Professor Boring. That’s what everyone called him. Because he was an insufferable bore. Tiffany was too upset about her date the previous night to bear any more of his stupid lecture.

His glance moved in her direction.

She quickly laid down her phone, covered it with a piece of paper, and prayed that he wouldn’t see it.

The professor passed by her desk, chewing on a carrot, as he made his way to the back of the class.

Tiffany breathed a sigh of relief, but couldn’t prevent the moisture that oozed out of one eye and decided to roll down her face. Why hasn’t Trent texted me? She wrung her hands together, not knowing whether the tear was because she was mad or sad.

Takeaway

Research every word you’re not sure of and double-check contextual definitions. Readers and editors will lose patience if they have to continually stop and reread sentences.

P.S.

bated [adj.]: in suspense; anxiously or excitedly

baited [adj.]: prepared (as in a hook or trap) with bait

peak [verb]: to reach a high point; culminate; climax

peak [noun]: the top part of a mountain or hill that ends in a point

peek [verb]: to look quickly, perhaps in a furtive manner

Segway™ [noun]: a two-wheeled motorized personal vehicle

segue [verb]: to transition smoothly from one topic to another

jeans [noun]: trousers or pants, typically made of denim

genes [noun]: plural of gene: a unit of heredity that is passed from parent to offspring

boaring [noun]: the activity of hunting boars

boring [adj.]: tedious, dull, monotonous

boar [noun]: an uncastrated domesticated male pig.

bore [noun]: a tedious person whose conversation or behavior is uninteresting

to [prep.]: indicating movement toward; approaching or reaching a specific condition

too [adverb of degree]: overly, excessively, very

knight [noun]: mounted soldier serving a feudal lord

night [noun]: the dark time between dusk and dawn

bare [verb]: to make naked; to reveal something

bear [verb]: to carry, convey, haul

peace [noun]: tranquility; absence of war

piece [noun]: a portion, part, bit

prey [verb]: to hunt and kill for food; to stalk

pray [verb]: to wish or hope fervently

past [adj.]: gone by in time; no longer in existence

passed [verb]: moved, proceeded, progressed

caret [noun]: a “^” in written or printed text

carrot [noun]: the orange root eaten as a vegetable

weigh [verb]: to determine how heavy someone or something is by using a device like a scale

way [noun]: road, track, or path along which someone or something travels

role [noun]: an actor’s part in a movie, play, etc.

roll [verb]: to move by turning over and over on an axis

rung [verb]: encircled, encompassed

wrung [verb]: squeezed and twisted

weather [noun]: the state of meteorological conditions; climate

whether [conjunction]: if

tier [noun]: a row or level of a structure that usually decreases in size with each level

tear [noun]: moisture produced by the eyes

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8 thoughts on “Reader Gripe #7: Writers, Can You Guess What It Is?

  1. This is why books like “The Elements of Style” were written and why editors and proofreaders were invented.

    • Good point, Jean.

      However, some (many?) authors feel that their brilliant stories don’t need editing and proofreading:

      Write a bunch of words. Slap together a cover. Press Publish. Wait for the millions of $$$ and adoring fans.

  2. A notice at the checkout in Halfords said ‘our till is not working, please bare with us’. When I asked the girl if we had to take all our clothes off, she looked at me strangely.

    • I wonder why? 😉

      I’ve often thought of snapping pictures of all the weird signs I see. It would make an interesting series of memes–or maybe a graphic novel.

  3. I SO agree, and yes I PAINFULLY found them all. I wouldn’t read that book either. If the author doesn’t care enough to check her work, I don’t care enough to read it.

    • Ha ha, Ruth. I smiled when I read your capitalized words, especially PAINFULLY. Pain–exactly what readers feel when they read this type of [expletive]. Thanks for your comment.

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